Anonymous asked:
have you ever been f****d in the a**

thatsthat24:

One time a flight attendant offered me a bag of chips and I happily accepted. It wasn’t until after I opened it that the flight attendant told me it cost money and I had to pay for it. And that would be the last time I would ever be fooled in the air.

dicksplit:

“I’m full, do you want my dessert”

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: 

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